Yesterday I posted a narrative about Helldivers 2 sport grasp Joel, which confirmed him delivering an unreleased car to a random group of gamers earlier than vanishing into the ether. However this morning got here a thunderous plot twist. Somebody on group RPS was contacted by a verified supply with first hand information of Joel’s shady actions. The supply has confirmed that APC-deliverer Joel is not something however an imposter, a pretend, a beneficiant fraud. The Actual Joel, it appears, is not so brazen together with his actions.
In response to our mysterious Treehouse member, our Jource (Joel Supply) obtained in contact with them final night time regarding the APC story I would posted (to safeguard democracy, I am not going to disclose both of their identities). They wished to “put the document straight” and say that it wasn’t the work of Actual Joel, as a result of Actual Joel’s so busy scheming, he merely would not have time to drop into video games like some patriotic Unhealthy Santa. Actual Joel is, nonetheless, seemingly glad that the impersonator wished “different folks to have enjoyable” as it is a objective that they “each share”.
Now, you may learn into that remaining flourish from our Jource as one thing somewhat candy. Oh, Actual Joel is blissful that others are impersonating him and spreading cheer, pretty! All of us must get up. Actual Joel is snickering proper now. The sunshine simply streaked off his glasses, briefly revealing his sinister eyes and the Illuminate faction chuckling in his pupils. He is pushed the bridge of his glasses up his nostril, clasped his palms collectively in entrance of his mouth and introduced his fingers collectively. The “Enjoyable” for Joel is in seeing us Helldivers endure by miring us in confusion concerning the Realness of Joel.
What I wish to know is, who’s the Different Joel? How are they in a position to hop into somebody’s sport and spawn an unreleased goodie? As PCGamer say, there are many different accounts with the moniker [AH] Joel, in addition to loads of different situations the place unreleased Stratagems have discovered their method into random lobbies. These Different Joels are most likely calling upon some type of cheat software program to carry out their stunts. Nonetheless, you may’t rule out the truth that these situations might all be a part of Actual Joel’s masterplan. These different ‘Joels’, these different ‘situations’, could also be a part of one thing calamitous in our pursuit of democracy. What’s to say that different Joels aren’t simply pawns in Actual Joel’s sport? Billy Joel, Joel from The Final Of Us, Joel Thomas Zimmerman (Deadmau5), your precise actual life buddy known as Joel. All of them: suspects.