“I even have just a little empathy for Melania,” mentioned Quick, who’s filling in for Jimmy Kimmel this week. “She entered into this marriage, she had a sure expectation. And that expectation was that the typical life expectancy for an American male is 76.3 years previous.” The previous president turned 78 this month. Quick, who joked that he’s “contractually obligated” to mock Trump whereas on “Kimmel,” supplied the previous first woman an alternative choice: transfer to Canada. “Based on a narrative I noticed at present, there are many Trump-like con artists up there, too,” he mentioned, then shared a wild information report a couple of psychic grifter. Test it out in his Tuesday night time monologue: