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I’m (50s M) a photic sneezer. Transferring from a darkened room to vibrant daylight (or typically simply turning on an overhead lamp) can typically trigger me to sneeze. This can be a genetic situation: My youngsters all have it. I can’t actually management it. It’s normally fairly simple to take care of.
In my case, although, there’s one other set off: asking for intercourse. One thing in regards to the nervousness of feeling slightly weak appears to additionally set off a sneeze (fortunately normally solely as soon as every time!). I’ve had this for so long as I can keep in mind. It doesn’t occur after I’m feeling assured, however asking for one thing out of the extraordinary or typically even simply making an attempt to provoke can set it off. I can actually trigger myself to sneeze simply by imagining asking a lady for one thing inappropriate (the extra inappropriate, the faster and more durable the sneeze).
I attempted to cover it, however after a few years my ex-wife seen that typically I sneezed after I introduced up intercourse, so I advised her about it. Each infrequently, she’d taunt me by not responding after I requested to get intimate. If she waited 10 or 15 seconds, I’d virtually at all times sneeze. The nervousness of realizing what she was as much as and my not eager to sneeze made it worse! I’ve executed Google searches making an attempt to determine why this occurs, and it’s an precise factor. I’ve been in a brand new relationship for a 12 months, and this has already occurred just a few occasions (I didn’t attempt to clarify it and she or he simply thought it was random sneezes). Ought to I clarify it to my gal? Is that this one thing I may get away from?
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Photic sneeze reflex (PSR) is, certainly, a factor, nevertheless it’s not nicely understood as a result of, as neurologist and USCF professor Louis Ptáček just lately defined to me over Zoom, “No person’s actually fastidiously quantified this phenotype—it’s not an issue for most individuals.”
Ptáček, who has studied episodic neurologic ailments like epilepsy, migraines, and periodic paralysis, mentioned that attempt as he would possibly, he discovered himself unable to get funding for a PSR research as a result of, understandably, “individuals are rather more desirous about making an attempt to grasp higher remedies for most cancers than they’re determining what the premise of PSR is.” He continued: “In case your mother has Alzheimer’s, or your dad has a number of sclerosis, we care extra about these ailments and serving to these sufferers than we do about understanding PSR, though PSR is actually fascinating in its personal proper.”
Ptáček mentioned that he believes that PSR is a results of hyperexcitability of one thing within the nerves. What that one thing is stays unknown. Based mostly on the restricted literature and analysis that Ptáček himself has executed, which incorporates discussions with sufferers who’ve contacted him concerning their photic sneezing and a normal affected person questionnaire that asks in regards to the phenomenon amongst many others, the physician estimates that about 10 p.c of the inhabitants experiences photic sneezing. He has “completely” heard of photic sneezers having sneeze triggers moreover gentle, together with orgasm and spearmint gum. He’d by no means heard of a photic sneezer being triggered by asking for intercourse, however he wasn’t shocked that somebody on the earth reported such a phenomenon.
By way of therapy, there isn’t a lot to talk of. Ptáček mentioned that it wouldn’t shock him if medication used for episodic ailments like epilepsy, cardiac arrhythmias, periodic paralysis, and extra would possibly forestall sneezing in individuals with PSR, however that’s actually simply an informed guess. I discovered this paper observing efficient use of the philtral strain approach in some photic sneezers, which is principally while you apply strain with a horizontal finger (see pic right here) between the nostril and lip. The pattern was small (six) and the variety of topics for which this was efficient was even smaller (three). Nonetheless, could also be price a attempt.
I feel the larger image right here, although, is that as inconvenient as photic sneezing could also be, it’s a minor and temporary one. A sneeze lasts, what? A fraction of a second? Your ex used your situation to taunt you, which can have been amusing for her however wasn’t form. I wouldn’t count on that response from a very thoughtful companion. Hopefully, your present one is simply that. I’d let her know what’s up, and use it as a litmus. If she by some means makes use of it in opposition to you, take into account it a crimson flag.
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My husband (42M) and I (36 F) have been collectively for 13 years and whereas my physique isn’t prefer it was after we met thanks to 2 youngsters and extra stress than one human ought to deal with, I prefer to assume I haven’t modified a lot by way of my bodily look. However his curiosity in me has gone to a flat zero previously two years and I’m formally dying. Each time I attempt to provoke, he says he’s not within the temper, too drained, and so on. I do know these causes are legitimate and I attempt to not let it hassle me however after two straight years of batting .0000, one thing is clearly up. I’ve requested, each pointedly and in roundabout methods, what the deal is. He simply says he’s not within the temper a lot anymore, simply not , swears it’s not me, and so on. He’s additionally not desirous about {couples} remedy or seeing a physician for the problem. I’ve been making an attempt that because the starting and he’s not sport. He says there’s nothing to work out, he’s simply not sexy anymore.
I, alternatively, really feel like I’m dying a sluggish, agonizing loss of life. Dramatic, sure, however I’ve at all times had a higher-than-average intercourse drive and the dearth of chemistry, intimacy, and non-battery-induced orgasms is frankly killing me. Apart from the dearth of intercourse, our life collectively is wonderful. However I’m feeling very uncared for and unseen. I’ve advised him this and he brushes me off, saying that I’m simply sexy and hormonal. My therapist (who I’m not seeing) prompt porn to assist ease the cravings. Throughout our final struggle about this, I advised him I needed to open our marriage as a result of if he doesn’t need me, I’ll discover somebody who does. For sure, it wasn’t one of the best factor to say as a result of he threatened divorce. I don’t need that as a result of I actually love him and our life collectively however what is going on? Why am I the one who has to undergo as a result of he not desires to get busy?
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You’re struggling since you need one thing that he’s not desirous about offering. The record of potential explanation why your husband is presently not desirous about intercourse with you is lengthy and huge. It could possibly be hormonal (if his testosterone ranges have dropped, and that’s fairly potential at his age, this could possibly be contributing). It could possibly be as a result of it’s exhausting for him, like many individuals in long-term relationships, to maintain sexual pleasure. It could possibly be that he’s not drawn to you. These are all troublesome points, however you may’t even get to a spot the place you would possibly unpack and ultimately clear up them as a result of he doesn’t wish to take part. He doesn’t wish to see a physician or a therapist, and he appears decidedly in opposition to open relationships, although I’ve to inform you that mentioning this prospect throughout a struggle was the mistaken transfer.
I ponder what would occur for those who introduced up the concept of openness throughout a extra peaceable time. I don’t have a lot religion that it might make a distinction, nevertheless it would possibly. If the reply remains to be no, you must weigh what’s extra vital: staying in a relationship that’s principally good however lacking one key part whose absence is “killing” you, or leaving one thing persistently wonderful to be sexually happy. Is your husband price a vow of chastity?
Maybe for those who confirmed indicators that you simply had been critical about leaving, it might immediate some motion from him—counseling or the physician can be nice first steps. However then once more, possibly it might damage his satisfaction and he’d bitter utterly. The supreme fact right here is that you may’t make anybody do something. You sound depressing and I don’t assume letting your sexuality die, or a minimum of go unhappy indefinitely, is the appropriate reply. However that is your life, and life is filled with sacrifices. Solely you may say whether or not staying together with your husband is best than having a satisfying intercourse life. I’d not wait too lengthy to determine this out, as chances are you’ll kick your self later for losing a lot time.
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So I at present have a “factor” with a married man. He has been in my good friend group for just a few years, and our “factor” has been happening for the final three years. He has been with this different lady the entire time (courting after we first began, and he received married to her since then). We’ve solely slept collectively twice—however there’s a LOT of (highly regarded) texting throughout this time. I’m pretty chubby however he appears to like it and his compliments usually discuss with that (which is past uncommon for me—I’ve barely dated my complete grownup life on account of my very own insecurities).
It’s very clear that this can be a intercourse/sext factor solely and I’m really utterly OK with it. I don’t assume I even like him as an individual and would by no means wish to date him! So I’m like that one odd lady who has zero curiosity or need for him to go away his spouse and “select me.” What we have now is all I’d need from him (though I’d prefer to have extra intercourse). If I had been to ever have a relationship that fulfilled extra wants, I’m certain I wouldn’t accept this informal and irregular state of affairs. However since that has by no means occurred to me, this appears fairly good for me now.
So the true query is: Why don’t I really feel extra responsible? Am I simply that egocentric? I do know his spouse (though we aren’t buddies)—and I don’t like that I’m hurting her. However I haven’t felt this desired my complete life and though it’s not ideally suited (for a lot of causes), I simply can’t appear to wish to cease. What do I do now?
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Sure, you might be behaving selfishly. Although the case you make for being within the state of affairs that you simply’re in offers me hope that maybe you aren’t evil or perhaps a sociopath, you’re nonetheless doing mistaken and you recognize it. I’m studying between the traces right here—there may be, after all, the possibility that he’s in an open association however your shock at your individual lack of guilt and supposed dislike for “hurting” his spouse whom you recognize implies the illicitness of this affair. By the best way, you aren’t hurting her if she’s nonetheless at nighttime, although definitely the patterns of conduct wherein you’re partaking definitely may. Your sign-off says it in addition to anybody may: You’re sorry however not sorry sufficient. Your sorry is price nearly nothing if it doesn’t immediate a change in your conduct. It’s about as deeply felt as a “bless you” after a sneeze.
What bums me out about your letter is how little you’re getting in return for probably messing with somebody’s life. You don’t like this man, you’ve barely had intercourse with him. By your individual estimation, this relationship (which looks as if means too large a phrase for it) isn’t fulfilling your wants. You’re settling for crumbs. This married man shouldn’t be the one one on the earth who would particularly admire you on your physique, if that’s what’s turning you on—you would possibly discover extra within the expansive world of courting apps. I’d usually steer somebody away from territory wherein they could discover themselves fetishized, however you appear into it. This married man isn’t even particular in that sense—he’s simply supplying you with consideration. That’s such a low bar. There’s nothing spectacular about this example; it’s simply unhappy. Work in your shallowness, and discover a man (or three) who can worship you extra repeatedly. Newsflash: If he isn’t connected, he’ll be capable of sleep with you greater than twice in three years.
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I’m a lady seeing a brand new man, and we waited just a few dates to sleep collectively, principally as a result of he didn’t attempt. I didn’t assume a lot of it, however after we did have intercourse, he was sheepish to take off his underwear, and yep, it seems he has a small penis.